Survival Strategy » A trolls guide to not surviving hcsmp

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FoolsPower Administrator
Posted Jul 19 2012, 05:25 AM
Hi there, you appear to be new, I think you need some tips to help you along.

Step 1: Don't be a pussy and ask for food, asking for food is for women and children. Grow a pair, milk drinker.

Step 2: Get to the edge of spawn ASAP, if you see a bunch of players in diamond, it's best to go over to them and tag along on their journey, they'll put some stuff in a chest for you if you need it.

Step 3: Disable campfire before leaving spawn. You'll get so many cheers from the players "MAN MODE", "SO BRAVE" etc, it's worth it.

Step 5: Sprint jump when you have the chance, it'll get you away from spawn fast. Don't worry about your hunger bar, death by starvation is disabled on this server

Step 6: Iron armour has a strength buff on this server, so it's stronger than diamond. You can kill tons of diamond armour people easily and take all their good items

Step 7: Don't take this seriously, i'm bored as fuck.
djmixerbox Player
Posted Jul 19 2012, 05:47 AM
I didn't read the "not" part of the title, I was like, wat.
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